[1835 – 1910] Real name: Samuel Langhorne Clemens - American writer and humorist

You can't depend on your eyes if your imagination is out of focus. - Mark Twain
A photograph is a most important document, and there is nothing more damning to go down to posterity than a silly, foolish smile caught and fixed forever. - Mark Twain
There are only two forces that can carry light to all corners of the globe, the sun in the heavens and the Associated Press down here. - Mark Twain